Legal Notice
What We Sell and Why It’s Legal
Nothing on this site is official. Every card we sell is a novelty product — legal to buy, legal to own, legal to keep in your wallet. Here’s why:
- We design every card ourselves, from scratch, in-house. No card copies or imitates any real document.
- None of our artwork infringes on any trademark, government design, or third-party IP. It’s all original.
- A permanent disclaimer is printed on every card stating that it is not an official document. You can’t peel it off or cover it up.
- The cards are made for laughs, props, and collecting. They don’t give the holder any rights, privileges, or status — official or otherwise.
We take a dim view of anyone trying to use these cards for anything they shouldn’t be used for. Misuse may be a criminal offence depending on where you are. Once a card leaves us, what happens with it is your responsibility — not ours.
Working with An Garda Síochána
If we suspect an order is being placed for anything other than genuine novelty use, two things happen:
- The order gets cancelled on the spot. No notice, no refund.
- We hand over the full order details — name, address, photo, the lot — to the relevant law enforcement body.
We cooperate fully with any legitimate enquiry from An Garda Síochána, the PSNI, or any equivalent police service.
Training Packs for Agencies
If you work for a government agency, security firm, or training provider and need sample cards for educational purposes, get in touch. We’ve supplied packs to various organisations over the years and we’re happy to help.