Ordering Questions
Grab your phone and take a fresh shot. Any recent smartphone will do the job.
Do this:
✓ Good, even lighting — natural daylight is ideal.
✓ Stand in front of a plain wall.
✓ Face the camera straight on.
Don't do this:
✗ Glasses, hats, headphones.
✗ Pulling faces.
✗ Other people in frame.
✗ Taking a photo of a photo — it always looks rubbish.
✗ DIY Photoshop jobs — leave the editing to us.
✗ Selfies at weird angles.
Do this:
✓ Good, even lighting — natural daylight is ideal.
✓ Stand in front of a plain wall.
✓ Face the camera straight on.
Don't do this:
✗ Glasses, hats, headphones.
✗ Pulling faces.
✗ Other people in frame.
✗ Taking a photo of a photo — it always looks rubbish.
✗ DIY Photoshop jobs — leave the editing to us.
✗ Selfies at weird angles.
- Browse the card range and pick the one you want.
- Hit the order button and fill in the form — your details, your photo, your signature.
- Pay by card or crypto at the end.
- We print it and post it the next working day.
The whole thing takes about five minutes. You get an order number at the end, and we email you at every stage after that.
They come in a plain white cardboard envelope — your name and address on the front, our return address on the back. Nothing on the outside gives away what's inside.
We don't use FedEx, UPS, or any courier with branded packaging.
If the letter can't be delivered, An Post returns it to us.
Orders of 10+ cards get a padded envelope. Everything is taped shut properly.
We don't use FedEx, UPS, or any courier with branded packaging.
If the letter can't be delivered, An Post returns it to us.
Orders of 10+ cards get a padded envelope. Everything is taped shut properly.
We ping you an email when payment comes in, another when your card is being printed, and a third when it's posted.
After dispatch, delivery depends on where you are and whether you picked tracked shipping.
Standard (untracked):
Ireland: 3–5 working days
Europe: about 7 days
Everywhere else: 7–15 days
Tracked:
Ireland: 3 days
Europe: 5–7 days
Everywhere else: 5–12 days
Tracked shipping is an option at checkout.
After dispatch, delivery depends on where you are and whether you picked tracked shipping.
Standard (untracked):
Ireland: 3–5 working days
Europe: about 7 days
Everywhere else: 7–15 days
Tracked:
Ireland: 3 days
Europe: 5–7 days
Everywhere else: 5–12 days
Tracked shipping is an option at checkout.
Check your inbox first. We send updates at every stage — payment received, printing, dispatch.
Fastest option: Go to the contact page, type in your email or order number, and you'll see the current status.
If you paid for tracked delivery, the tracking number is in your dispatch email. Standard delivery has no tracking — you just have to wait for the post.
Still nothing? Get in touch with your order number and we'll chase it up. Can't help without an order number though.
Fastest option: Go to the contact page, type in your email or order number, and you'll see the current status.
If you paid for tracked delivery, the tracking number is in your dispatch email. Standard delivery has no tracking — you just have to wait for the post.
Still nothing? Get in touch with your order number and we'll chase it up. Can't help without an order number though.
No.
Cards are made at our production facility and shipped from there. Our registered office is admin-only — no stock, no staff manning a counter. Turning up in person is a wasted trip.
Cards are made at our production facility and shipped from there. Our registered office is admin-only — no stock, no staff manning a counter. Turning up in person is a wasted trip.
Standard delivery is free worldwide — it's built into the card price.
Tracked delivery costs a small amount extra and can be added at checkout.
Tracked delivery costs a small amount extra and can be added at checkout.
Payment Questions
After you complete the order form, a payment page gives you the options. We also email a payment link.
Card payments — Visa, Mastercard, and the rest. Pay at the end of the form.
Crypto — Bitcoin, Ethereum, and well over a thousand other tokens. Tap "pay with coin" after completing the order form. Crypto orders are printed on the next working day.
More about paying with crypto.
Card payments — Visa, Mastercard, and the rest. Pay at the end of the form.
Crypto — Bitcoin, Ethereum, and well over a thousand other tokens. Tap "pay with coin" after completing the order form. Crypto orders are printed on the next working day.
More about paying with crypto.
Yes. Your first card is full price; every extra card in the same order drops to just €5. The discount is automatic — no code required. Check the pricing page for the full breakdown.
Absolutely. We support over 2,000 coins and tokens. Here's how.
Returns & Cancellations
Yes — any time before you pay, you can change the photo, the details, or the delivery address.
To make changes:
To make changes:
- Log into your account (one is created automatically with your email).
- Or use the Contact page — enter your email or tracking code to pull up the order.
If you made the mistake (typo, wrong photo, etc.):
Cards are custom-printed with whatever you submitted, so we can't reprint or refund for errors in the order form.
To avoid this, we built two safety nets:
1. Live preview — you see the card layout before you finalise.
2. Self-service edits — change anything up until the point you pay.
If we made the mistake (print defect, colour issue):
Let us know with your order number and a photo of the problem. We'll sort a free replacement.
Cards are custom-printed with whatever you submitted, so we can't reprint or refund for errors in the order form.
To avoid this, we built two safety nets:
1. Live preview — you see the card layout before you finalise.
2. Self-service edits — change anything up until the point you pay.
If we made the mistake (print defect, colour issue):
Let us know with your order number and a photo of the problem. We'll sort a free replacement.
Every order form and confirmation email has a cancel button at every stage.
Before payment: Cancel whenever you like. Your data is removed from our system shortly after.
After payment: Too late — the card goes straight to print. No cancellations, no refunds at that point.
We can't cancel on your behalf. You need to hit the button yourself.
Before payment: Cancel whenever you like. Your data is removed from our system shortly after.
After payment: Too late — the card goes straight to print. No cancellations, no refunds at that point.
We can't cancel on your behalf. You need to hit the button yourself.
Legal Questions
Yes. The novelty cards on this site are legal to purchase and possess in Ireland. They are fully compliant because:
- Original artwork: Every card design is created by us. Nothing copies a real document.
- Printed disclaimer: Every card carries a permanent notice stating it is a novelty item.
Owning one is fine. Using one to misrepresent your identity or age is not — that's a criminal offence.
By placing an order you agree to our Terms and Conditions.
If An Garda Síochána or an equivalent police service contacts us through an official channel, we cooperate in full. That's it.
Outside of law enforcement requests, your information stays with us and is deleted 3 months after it enters our system. We don't sell data, we don't share it with marketers, and we don't hand it to anyone who asks.
Outside of law enforcement requests, your information stays with us and is deleted 3 months after it enters our system. We don't sell data, we don't share it with marketers, and we don't hand it to anyone who asks.
No. Selling novelty cards is perfectly legal in Ireland. The cards themselves are legal products.
The distinction is between having one and using one. Keeping a novelty card in your drawer? Grand. Showing it to a bouncer and claiming it's real? Criminal offence.
The distinction is between having one and using one. Keeping a novelty card in your drawer? Grand. Showing it to a bouncer and claiming it's real? Criminal offence.
Anything that doesn't involve pretending the card is real:
- Film & theatre: Props for productions.
- Events: Custom passes for private parties or stag/hen dos.
- Collecting: Well-made plastic cards as collector's items.
- Gifts & jokes: Personalised gag gifts.
- Costumes: Finishing off a fancy-dress outfit.
Buying and owning a novelty card is legal in Ireland. No question about that.
Where you'd get into bother is using it to fake your age, identity, or status. The consequences are real — fines, a criminal record, potentially worse depending on what you did and where.
Where you'd get into bother is using it to fake your age, identity, or status. The consequences are real — fines, a criminal record, potentially worse depending on what you did and where.
No. Not a chance. These are novelty cards built for entertainment. They have no security features that would pass any genuine verification check, and they won't fool anyone who's actually looking.
Product Questions
High. Really high. We've been making novelty cards for a very long time and we've invested heavily in professional UV DTF printing gear. The resolution is crisp, the colours pop, and the cards feel like actual cards — rigid, smooth, proper weight. They look the part whether you're using them as props, for collecting, or just for a laugh.
Yes. We print them at a resolution high enough for any standard barcode or QR-code reader to pick up. They're functional but purely decorative — they're not linked to any real database or system.
We use UV DTF printing — Direct-to-Film. Here's what happens:
- Layout — Your photo, details, and signature are composited onto our card artwork on a PVC or polycarbonate blank.
- Print — The full design is printed onto a transfer film using UV-cured inks at high resolution.
- Bond — The film is heat-fused to the card surface, edge to edge.
- Finish — A protective overlaminate seals everything. Premium cards also get a holographic layer on top.
All of them. Every card ships with multi-layered holographic overlays and UV ink patterns. The holograms are visible in normal light; the UV elements only show up under blacklight. Both are included at no extra cost — they're standard on every card.
No. We only print our own original designs. We won't reproduce any document you send us. This keeps everything above board and fully within Irish law.
We've been printing cards for decades. We reply to every genuine enquiry, we ship what we promise, and we offer proper customer service. If you're unsure, start with a single card — you'll see.
Yes. Card payments go through a secure processor. Crypto payments go wallet-to-wallet. We don't store your payment details, and all order data is deleted after 60 days.
Contact us and we'll get back to you. If you're asking for something illegal or something we've already answered on this page, don't expect a reply.